Business People

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder. Q: How many shi瓧?瓨

Misc Politics

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it. How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bu瓧?瓨

Bill Clintons

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues. A: None -- He'll only promise "change." A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a瓧?瓨


Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)" A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the f瓧?瓨


How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb ? A: (Dole) Wh瓧?瓨

Three mice at the bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mou瓧?瓨

The parrot with no feet

A guy is not getting along with his wife.He thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happen瓧?瓨

Liver and Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese.瓧?瓨

Afraid of Bees

A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land so they can move to Florida and retire. A prospective buyer comes by and likes the place, but there's only one problem: He's deathly afraid of bees and, on a tour of the property, he noticed a lot of them. 瓧?瓨

Perfect Penis

There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods.The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don`t know."At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch.He goes home and eats his lunch.Then he sees his dad on the couch. 瓧?瓨

Top Ten Reasons Women Want Men To Say "I Love You"

1.They like the words. 2.Girls, at times, think that the "words" are important. 3.They can brag to their friends that they got him to do it. 4.It makes them feel all tingly to hear it. 5.Commitment/Power *evil grin* 6.He ain`t gettin ANY unless he does. 7瓧?瓨

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women

10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 9. Christmas trees don`t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 8. A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 7. A Chri瓧?瓨


There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so 瓧?瓨

A new guy

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, th瓧?瓨














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